Coffee vs. Alcohol
I think I'm getting old.
It wasn't that long ago that I could drink with the best of them, get wasted and still be able to function the next morning. The last time I drank enough to get even slightly tipsy, I was a mess the next day. I was so tired (which was surprising due to my severe degree of unconsciousness) that I could barely make it through Target.
And it wasn't that long ago that getting a little drunk was good for my sex life. Being a little tipsy gave me more energy and usually made me a little more ambitious. Now, if I have been drinking, I'm lucky to stay conscious long enough to avoid a bruise to the hubby's ego.
No, alcohol is out. But apparently coffee gives me just enough of an energy boost to make it through the evening. And does it further confirm that I'm getting old when I say that I actually prefer coffee over alcohol?
Don't answer that.
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