I'm Just Saying
All I wanted to do was order a pizza tonight. (Shut up about the diet. You wouldn't like for this to be the "Physically Fit Monologues" would you? Somehow it's not as fun.) I hate ordering pizza. I hate talking to the guy on the other end. Have you ever noticed that the guy delivering your pizza speaks perfect English but for some reason the guy answering the phone speaks more like Peter Griffin?
Why wouldn't they put the guy who speaks English on the phone? I'm just saying.
Labels: things that annoy me