Random Facts About Me (as a blogger)
There are certain things about me ass (Yes, I know I typed "ass". It should have been "as" but I think it's funny. So it stays.) a blogger that even I find perplexing.
-I judge a book by it's cover. If I'm on entrecard and I see a pretty button, I will click it before I click a boring one.
-I will probably like your blog more if you cuss.
-I hate paid posts. Especially when they have nothing to do with the blog that I'm reading. It's annoying.
-I hate broken English. It hurts my brain to read it.
-I know that sounds very prejudiced of me but I swear I'm not. I just prefer not to read things that hurt my brain.
-I think posts about shit, farts and other bodily functions are hysterical.
-If I read something that I want more information about, I will google the shit out of it until I find what I want to know. I recently read a blog post about another blogger who died. I googled and googled until I found out what happened. And then I was sad. I almost cried.
-I love a lot of blogs. And I will read them as often as I remember. But there are two blogs that I habitually check and get disappointed when I don't see a new post. I need my fix every day. They are Going Guerilla and Really? I like them because they cuss and they think the same things are funny as I do. And they don't mind if I cuss in my comments. And Jrodius once left me a comment that we might have dated in a past life. Oddly, I was flattered. Even though I don't know him. And I think I may have a lesbian crush on Melissa.
-I use the word "and" in the beginning of a lot of my sentences. Partly because I think short sentences add to the humor of my post. And I know it's gramatically incorrect but I don't care. And... I don't have anything else to add to that.
-I have blog design ADD. I loved my blog design when I created it and I was all proud of myself. Now I hate it. And I will probably change it.
-I say "I'm just saying" a lot.
-I'm just saying.