4.01.2010

It's A Miracle!



I'm skinny again.

I fit into my size 6 jeans again.

My stretch marks have disappeared.

My hair has developed perfect natural highlights.

My complexion is completely clear and smooth.

My house is clean, my garden is beautiful and my children are well behaved.

Fuck April Fools Day.

3 comments:

  1. Even if you are not skinny with a perfect complexion, you are beautiful.

    No foolin!

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  2. You had me for a minute there....I was about to hate you because you fit into a size 6.

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