Let's get Random, bitches!!!
The following words are banned from public use until The Kid gets his double consonants figured out:
They usually come out as something different and derogatory.
My dog is not happy about me going back to work. To demonstrate how upset he is, he refuses to let me leave the room without following me close enough to step on the back of my flip flop, he whines when I'm not in the same room as him and when I am, he stands in front of me panting heavily so as to make sure I never forget the sweet aroma of Blue Buffalo Basics Salmon and Sweet Potato Formula.
I had multiple orgasms on Saturday. More on that tomorrow. I promise!
I hate it when video games have absurdly long introductions that you can't skip. I don't really play them but Hubby does and it makes me crazy.
I think I'm getting my blogging mojo back after losing it for about 2 years. My clue was that I started thinking to myself "I should blog about that".
That's all for my randomness today. Peace. I'm out.