Let's get random, bitches!
Busy Twitter week for me, partially thanks to the Oscars. Here we go!
"I'll get REAL Jersey up in this piece!" -Scott Caan
The Princess is out of breath from laughing at the dog chasing his tail! #sofunny
I didn't realize Michelle Williams had done anything since Dawson's Creek #redcarpetmoms #Oscars
"It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it" -Lena Horne #Oscars #redcarpetmoms
@insomniacmom In my dreams I'm Pepper Potts! #Oscars #redcarpetmoms
Something delicious. And yummy. <3 RT @insomniacmom: Yes, there is just something about RDJr. RT @MuffinTopMommy: Oh Tony Stark! #Oscars
"YOU get an Oscar! And YOU get an Oscar! And YOU get an Oscar!" -Oprah #Oscars #redcarpetmoms
LMAO! Doesn't he own a shirt? #Oscars #redcarpetmoms
That wasn't the Trent Reznor I remember! #Oscars #redcarpetmoms
Wanted wine and cheese. Have the Chardonnay but I'll have to settle for string cheese. #Oscars #redcarpetmoms
JF's ass isn't bad in a leotard! #oscars #redcarpetmoms
The Kid is going crazy because "Tony Stark" is on TV! #oscars
I would like to observe a moment of silence in memory of my garbage can and recycle buckets who were kidnapped by the wind today. =...(
Ugh! Gas leak. Jackhammers. Flashing lights. No sleep in my near future...
Pay attention: Mikey didn't eat anything. That's why they were surprised he liked Life cereal. So, stop calling your human vacuum Mikey.
I wonder what the best thing was BEFORE sliced bread.
@RBtWBC Oh yes! I usually have a glass when the kids go to bed each night. Sometimes I treat myself to a martini but it's usually wine.
@springraine I was up to 1200 and now I'm down to 1192. Virtual rejection sucks. :(
What?!? I forgot the random man candy?!? Well, fuck! Here you go, please forgive me!
PS. I got this one from my girl, Crystal's blog, Reading Between the Wines. Check it out (linky in my sidebar)!