About Me

I am a married mother of two heathens perfect children.

My husband and I tolerate are madly in love with each other.

I cuss too much on my blog but try not to around my kids. 

I formula fed my kids and as a result, are completely fucked up healthy.

I pay too much attention to minor details which usually ends up with me cussing even more. 

I have a super-sexy muffin top but I'm too stubborn to diet and too lazy to exercise. 

I love books.  Particularly smut.

I love rock.  The good stuff.  Like Poison.  Mmm... Bret Michaels... Huh?  What happened?

I want to be a non-conformist.  All the cool kids are doing it.

I'm a wannabe photographer, artist, author, stylist, interior designer.  Not necessarily in that order.

I'm still emotionally scarred from high school.  No, I won't get over it.

I love all my readers but if you're easily offended, I recommend finding another blog to read.